看绝望的主妇学英语：情人节专题
看绝望的主妇学英语：No man respects an easy conquest
在绝望的主妇第三季第八季，老司机轻易不说的降男秘籍和抱妞圣典。
Toby：Ms. Solis? Sorry to interrupt. You have any water? 索利斯太太 抱歉打扰你 你有水吗
Gaby：Yeah, in the fridge. 有，在冰箱里
Edie：Who is that? 那是谁
Susan：And why don’t you put your water on a lower shelf? 你为什么不把水放在更低的架子上
Toby：Thank you. 谢谢你
Gaby：That’s Toby. He’s fixing my closet. 那是托比 他在帮我修衣柜
Edie：Has your cocky boyfriend gotten a load of the help? 你的傲慢男友真是有不少帮手啊
Susan：Move away from that topic. 换话题吧
Gaby：We had sex yesterday, in his limo… 我们昨天做爱了 在他的豪华车里
Edie：Oh, I love limo sex. Town car or stretch? 我喜欢车震 是城市型还是加长型
A town car is essentially a sedan with a max capacity of five (including chauffeur), a stretch limo can naturally accommodate a much larger party; an executive stretch will seat 6-8 passengers. （Town car：因空间局限，并不能完全放开，Stretch，车身够长，可以完全躺平）
Gaby：Stretch, of course. I’m not a complete slut. 当然是加长的 我可不完全是个荡妇
——>> The point is, he hasn’t called since. 关键是 之后他就没给我打过电话
Susan：So how was the sex? 做得怎么样
Gaby：Fantastic. As good as with Carlos. 很棒 和卡洛斯一样棒
Edie：That good, huh? 那么棒啊
Gaby：God. I’m such an idiot. I gave it up way too fast. 天哪 我太傻了 投降太早了
——>> Now I’ve lost all the power. 现在我毫无主动权在握
Susan：Oh, come on. 别这样
Gaby：No, I’m serious. Our mothers had the right idea. 我是说真的 母亲们说得对
——>> They let men think they were the ones who needed sex 要让男人以为他们是唯一需要性爱的人
——>> and women just went along as a favor. 而女人只是伸出援手而已
——>> Men begged for every crumb,只要男人们有所乞求
——>> and we never lost the upper hand. 我们就永远位居高处
Edie：Yeah, no guy respects an easy conquest. 是啊 男人都不会珍惜轻易得来的胜利
——>> I make all my men wait. 我会让所有男人等着
Susan：It’s true. 这是真的
——>> She has a little room with magazines and an aquarium. 她有个放满杂志和一个鱼缸的房间
Edie：I have so missed our friendship. 真想念咱们的友谊
Susan：I think if you really like this guy, 我觉得如果你真喜欢这个男人
——>> You should just be honest. 你该诚实点
——>> Tell him that you feel a little hurt… 告诉他你有一点难过…
Edie：Oh Yeah, whining is really gonna bring him to his knees. 是啊 抱怨会让他跪倒在你的石榴裙下
——>> You want to get this guy back in line? 你想让他重新归队吗
——>> You hit him hard, hit him fast. Is he the jealous type? 那就要下手快准狠 他嫉妒心强吗
——>> Aren’t they all? 他们不都这样
Gaby：So what should I do to make him jealous? 那我应该如何让他感到嫉妒
Toby：I got the shelves up. 我把架子都弄好了
——>> Anything else? 还有别的事吗
最后这句话的意思并没有带嘲讽，根据上文Gaby说了：“轻而易举就被征服的女人是得不到男人珍惜的。我的原则就是：让他们先等着(得吊着他们的胃口。)”
而Susan这句话的意思是应着Gabe的话来讲的：“还真是，Gaby的小屋里总是有很多的杂志，而且还有个水族馆”，而就是说：“Edie通常会男人挡在屋子外面，看看杂志、耍耍鱼…（欲擒故纵”）
Eddie说了，她很会吊男人的味口，Susau接口道：“She has a little room with magazines and an aquarium.”，意思是揭露：“风骚”是Eddie的本性，她之所以让男人们等待，不是因为想吊他们的味口，而是屋子太小，上她的男人太多，只好列队等候了。有点夸张的成分！
